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Local Delivery Info
We deliver discreetly across the DMV. All orders are packaged with care and good vibes.
Washington D.C.
Northern Virginia
Maryland
Order by 6pm for same-day delivery. Delivery fee varies by zone and is confirmed at checkout. Payment collected on delivery.
All deliveries are 100% discreet. Neat packaging, high-quality products.
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Tinctures & Drops Coming 2027 🌿
Be the first to secure early access and know the exact moment our signature full-spectrum tincture line drops by joining the waitlist today.
- First access before public launch
- Founding member pricing
- Behind-the-scenes formulation updates
- Direct line to Stoner Chix Bakery for custom blends
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Drop your email and we'll hit you first when SOMETHING NEW launch.
All items feature cannabis by default unless customized to non-infused upon request, and buyers must be 21 or older to order responsibly within our select DMV delivery zones.