Stoner Chix Bakery
The Menu 🍫
Everything handcrafted, infused with intention, and delivered to your door.
Specialty Pastries
Handcrafted and baked fresh. Infused with intention, gone by end of day.
All specialty pastries are $20 each — or save more with a bundle: Double Up $35 · Munchie Pack $50 · Elevated Bundle $80 · The Big Stash $100. Add your items to the cart and mention your bundle in the order notes.
From the Kitchen
Lemon Sugar Cookie
FreshSoft-baked lemon sugar cookie with a sweet lemon glaze. Infused.
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Fan FaveClassic rich chocolate chip cookie loaded with chips. Infused.
Double Dank Brownie
SignatureRich, fudgy double chocolate brownie. Extra dank, extra good.
Fruity Pebbles Rice Crispy
CUSTOMERS CHOICENostalgic, colorful, and infused. A childhood classic with a twist.
High Society Cookie
avaILABLERich, gooey, and dangerously good salted caramel peanut butter cookie, infused to perfection.
Craft Drinks
Botanical elixirs and infused beverages crafted to sip slowly and savor.
THC Liquid — 5 Flavors
Pina Colada · Caribbean Fruit Punch · Strawberry Daiquiri · Welch's Grape · Sonic Blue
Classic Stoner Lemonade
popularTart, sweet, and refreshingly classic, this timeless favorite is perfectly balanced with fresh citrus, pure agave, and a smooth infused kick that hits the spot every single time.
Magic Mango Lemonade
SignatureOur signature flavor sweet mango meets fresh-squeezed lemonade. 10mg. 12oz.
Matcha Honey Latte
Ceremonial grade matcha, oat milk, infused raw honey. 10mg.
The Green Goddess Cooler
VeganA crisp, refreshing blend of hydrating cucumber and calming basil muddled with vibrant mixed berries, lightly sweetened with maple syrup, and finished with sparkling water and an infused kick. 10mg. 12oz.
THC Liquid 500mg
BestsellerAdd to your drink of choice. Versatile, precisely dosed, with a smooth, clean finish.
Tinctures & Infusions
Handcrafted infused butter and liquids available now. Signature tincture drops coming in 2027.
Tinctures & Infusions
Precision-dosed. Community members only.
Full Spectrum 500mg
Coming 2027MCT oil base, natural hemp flavor. 30ml dropper bottle.
Full Spectrum 1000mg
Coming 2027Higher potency for experienced users. 30ml dropper.
Sleep Blend
Coming 2027Full spectrum + CBN + lavender. Perfect for bedtime.
Focus Blend
Coming 2027Broad spectrum + lion's mane + peppermint. Daytime use.
Infused Butter 1 Stick (4oz)
By RequestHandcrafted cannabutter made to order with rich flavor and precise infusion. Ready to cook with and available exclusively to community members by request.
Infused Butter 2 Sticks (4oz each)
Best ValueSame handcrafted cannabutter, better value. Get two and save $20. Available exclusively to community members by request.
Chef Bulk 4 Sticks (4oz each)
Chef PickFor culinary professionals and home chefs who create their own infused recipes. Four sticks in one order for greater value and serious savings. Available exclusively to community members by request.
Pre-Rolls
Hand-rolled with premium flower. Each pre-roll is crafted fresh, packed tight, and ready to spark.
Classic Pre-Roll
Fan FaveSingle 1g pre-roll. Premium indoor flower, slow burn, smooth finish.
Infused Pre-Roll
Winter 20261g flower infused with live resin concentrate. Extra potent, extra smooth.
Pre-Roll 3-Pack
Best ValueThree classic 1g pre rolls with a variety of strains available. Ask about current options at checkout.
Infused Pre-Roll 3-Pack
Winter 2026Three infused 1g pre-rolls with live resin. For the experienced smoker.
Blunt
Winter 20261.5g of premium flower wrapped in a natural tobacco-free wrap. Slow burn, big smoke.
Merch
Cannabis community clothing. Weed leaf graphics, Stoner Chix energy, built for the culture.
Stoner Two-Piece — As Seen On Chef Ki
Stoner Two-Piece Set
Black with green cannabis leaf embroidery · $95
Stoner Bucket Hat — As Seen On Chef Ki
Cannabis Leaf Bucket Hat
Green · Cannabis leaf print · $45
Stoner Chix Classic Tee
Fan FavoriteFitted unisex tee with weed leaf graphics and the Stoner Chix name. Soft, comfortable, and made for the culture.
Stoner Chix Hoodie
coming fall 2026Heavyweight hoodie with Stoner Chix branding and weed leaf design. Cozy, bold, community-made.
Stoner Chix Crop Top
coming soonFitted crop with the Stoner Chix quote and leaf graphic. Bold, feminine, unapologetic.
Stoner Bucket Hat
ceo choiceThe bucket hat the culture needed. Available in green or pink with weed leaf embroidery.
Stoner Chix Two-Piece Set
avaILABLEMatching hoodie and sweatpants set. Weed leaf graphics, Stoner down the leg. Wear it as a set or split it up.
Stoner Chix Sweatpants
coming fall 2026Stoner Chix logo and weed leaf graphic down the leg. Pairs with the hoodie or wears solo.
All products contain cannabis. Must be 21+ to purchase. Please consume responsibly. Not available outside select DMV delivery zones.